Thursday, March 30, 2006

Zombies

I have oft spoken of the need for the Defense Against Zombies Act, which would require the removal of teeth or dental fixtures from any deceased person prior to burial. This would ensure that any reincarnation event would be minimally disruptive, as zombies are fundamentally useless without a means of biting the non-undead. In the post-911 world, we can't be too careful.

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